Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.

I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)

by christostef August 8, 2023

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Tootsie wagons

A pair of fire shoes for example off white prestos

“Yo that guy has some fire tootsie wagons!, are they dior jordan 1’s?”

by Toby from nike January 21, 2020

Station Wagon

A station wagon is somebody who is unique in character and is a level above an "Absolute unit"

Wow Abbie you are such a unit I would consider you a station wagon

by GTO_Mexico February 25, 2020

Diabetes Wagon

A slang term for ice cream truck

Look mom, it's the diabetes wagon!

by cdeeznutz March 13, 2020

Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

Spic wagon

A slang term for a landscaping truck

"I saw a spic wagon on my way to work yesterday"

by Suckercuck March 16, 2020