Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Skibidi blumpkin

A blumpkin served by no other than skibidi toilet himself

"I just got a skibidi blumpkin by Ms Anderson"

by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Drunken blumpkin

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.

Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.

by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016

Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin

Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.

The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin

by anonymous July 22, 2024

blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009