Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022
Get the Satan’s Lapmug. Satan is a king of demons he believes the bad peoples should be punished and tortured is the enemy of God and he lives is the enemy of God and he lives in hell....he runs hell
by Diepepe October 29, 2016
Get the Satanmug. When somebody bends over and spreads their ass cheeks so you can blow them a raspberry right on their chocolate button
Dude, last night she gave me Satan's raspberry. Yeah she told me to bend over and spread my cheeks and then she blew a raspberry on my butthole, it was like taking a fart without the effort.
by Papa_Grande June 29, 2024
Get the Satan's raspberrymug. by álfur December 23, 2018
Get the Creation of Satanmug. A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.
Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.
Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.
Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.
Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.
Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
Get the Tomato Satanmug. the guy who everyone hates for no reason even though he punishes evil and has killed far less then god
by i fucked your mom and your dad July 20, 2022
Get the Satanmug. by rats bastardly December 8, 2023
Get the sneaky little satan womanmug.