Ted's Bus

Someone who is not attractive. Taken from the slang word "busted"- (bus ted- backwards= "teds bus")
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"

Did you see the chick he took home last night? Dude she was riding Ted's bus!

by Sarah Snedeker January 22, 2009

Bus Driver

Any friend of yours in there 20's who is obsessed with dating and or making out with underage girls simply on the grounds that legal ones are a hassle emotionally.

my older brother was being abus driver on these freshman just last week at the park

by bloodydroolpitt September 28, 2006

bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

by Bob May 19, 2004

chio bu

horny bitch .. but pretty though

may kong

by wong wai lun November 14, 2003

ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

by Yake November 03, 2005

bus bryl

n., the greasy smear left behind on a bus window by the hair product of a passenger who rested his or her head against that window (derived from 'Brylcream')

I'd take a window seat except for that nasty bus bryl.

by copyedit October 08, 2006

school bus

The thing that takes you to hell.

O fuck here comes the school bus.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017