Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass

Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.

by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019

really willy

the act of having a drop of urin on the tip of your dick as you stick it to ones ear.

dude shes been around soo much id rather "really willy" her face

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009

ashley willis

Ginger guy who likes cock up the bum

You can tell he’s an ashley willis

by 12inchesdeep June 22, 2018

chug willis

a native american that drinks alcohol in a Bruce Willis Die Hard way

Take a look at fucking chug willis over there.

by 64728 June 5, 2008

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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Briano R

by Briano R February 21, 2017

sweetdick willie

To have great dick that all woman love

Hey baby I heard they call you Sweetdick willie are you sharing

by Sweetdick willie July 17, 2017