Aight, let me introduce ya to this guy, Obi-Wild! Hold up, don't let that name trick you into thinking he's a rebel or something. This dude is calmer than a granny knitting on a slow Sunday. Man, Obi-Tame would be more like it, real talk.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
by Jxmmy667 July 18, 2023
Get the Obi-Wildmug. The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.
by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021
Get the The Wild Rodentmug. The Wild update was a minecraft update released on June 20th, 2022. Gaining mixed reviews.
The wild update can also be called
- The Mid update
- Caves and cliffs (part 3)
The wild update can also be called
- The Mid update
- Caves and cliffs (part 3)
by Vlle June 27, 2022
Get the Wild updatemug. Grace Finn Waters emerges from the muddy of the Wilmington river and begs for the propeller to save her. And she does not shower at alll. She stank like a fuuuuuck
by Norbert Gobbles August 7, 2022
Get the Wild Skankmug. Term used usually ,by men with the name elliot or wesley, to settle workers or forein immagrants down in the 20th centurey.
by Brandon Balk January 9, 2009
Get the Don't get wildmug. Either: The flower Dianthus Plumarius, also known as "the common pink," "garden pink," or "wild pink"
Or: A slang term for "Vagina."
Or: A slang term for "Vagina."
by prinharin May 27, 2018
Get the Wild Pinkmug. A x-man with no fear, he kills for sustenance, rapes cheese burgers. And currently holds a unbeatable record (Fattest man in the World)
by CheeseburgerHunter September 18, 2020
Get the The wild Fagglimug.