warriors

a famous book staring 4 clans of cats that can talk and kill each-other. there are 22 books. auther it erin hunter

mia read the new warriors book

by mia rossi August 22, 2008

Water Polo

The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun

Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.

....And there are no horses...

Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."

by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 5, 2005

warren

everyone loves warren. he is sexy, cute, funny, sweet and everything a girl could wish for. warren has an incredibly dirty mind but is still a very nice guy. warren is also brown and has cool hair.

Girl 1: I love him so much!
Girl 2: I know, he is such a warren!

by warrenfuckedyourmum November 5, 2011

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

water trumpet

The act of emitting intestinal methane gas, i.e., a fart, while underwater, especially in the bathtub, causing the gas to bubble up through the water only to emerge with increased sound and odor as it hits the air. Playing the water trumpet takes on added enjoyment when one positions one's anus so that the emitted gas tickles up one's backside as it rises up through the water.

Phil enjoys playing his water trumpet while taking a bath with his wife, Sheila, causing her to bolt up and out of the tub, screaming, "PHIL! Stop farting in the bathtub!! It stinks!"

by sorkab September 3, 2010

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

warrumbungler

A person who embodies the spirit of a cultured, responsible and respectable traveller to the Warrumbungles National Park. This may be a local or a traveller from far away.

The warrumbungler played jump-jump-freeze with the kangaroos, took his car out for a drive to the start of a hike, started a fire and shared his marshmallows with the group to make s'mores, ate some scrambled eggs, and finally lied down on the grass watching the stars -- all in a day's work.

by nationalparksfan101 May 23, 2023