(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
Get the whitney wasted mug.The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"
by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010
Get the Beer Wasted mug.When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.
Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.
by GC A.C. June 27, 2020
Get the White Claw Wasted mug.When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
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