declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER

this is a declaration of war 🔪

by levi's third sword January 15, 2021

neighborhood war

a tps/fps shooter game from roblox devs where you select between 3 teams and kill each other, often referred as NW or nw
there are sometimes special needs kids asking for peace or roleplaying in subway, except they get obliterated in seconds
beware of that one nigga killing everyone by himself and spawncamping you until you kill yourself
remember: your colour defines your mental state
blue: profoundly retarded, red: autistic yet better than blue, yellow: transcended being unless you are one of the garbage yellows

bob: "Hey chris did you play neighborhood war?"
chris: "Bro i hate that one cheater from yellow team that killed me while i was roleplaying in sub"
bob: "Skill issue."

by Lamntox May 12, 2022

Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation

Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think

by 11.ask July 17, 2018

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

WAR AF

when someone gets really angry at someone or something due to an inconvenience that has a big impact.

Cri went war af after not being able to find her phone.

by warnxght May 21, 2020

weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

diaspora wars

skuffles of hatred and culture clash between different members of a diaspora. (ie: Black Americans vs Black British etc etc)

It is rooted in xenophobia and ignorance.

Fuck diaspora wars.

by foundationalBlackAmerican January 29, 2022