bitch powered

When you lose control but you find an alternative means to regain it (i.e. eye gauging or small joint manipulation)

You had me in a choke hold but you got bitch powered after I broke your little finger.

by Danonino2100 June 17, 2020

power surge

A power surge is a fast yet short duration of electrical transients in current, voltage or transferred energy that happens in an electrical circuit.Typically a power surge is caused by an oversupply in voltage either from the power company or from various external sources, although an oversupply of current is also possible; either way it affects the overall power moving through the electrical lines, hence the term power surge.

Barry lost most of his appliances in the power surge last night

by KPDON July 7, 2020

Power Loaf

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.

After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.

by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020

Power Shit

Taking a normal shit except you push extremely hard to get it out as fast as possible.

Oh no, I gotta go in 5 minutes, gotta take a Power Shit!

by ItsameaRoss September 9, 2020

alex power

gay

alex power is gay

by chunckymilk69 September 20, 2020

Dolphin Power

Dolphinpower (dp) is the name a unit of measurement of power, the rate at which work is done particularly in water. The term was adopted with growing demand for marine powered equipment such as PWCs (personal water craft) as it was noted horses are simply useless in aquatic based environments. To compensate for this, many manufactures of marine engines adopted dolphinpower, to further convey accurate velocity of their equipment in and on the water.

Conversions:

0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 1 Horsepower (hp) = 25.75 foot gallons /second
0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 0.29kW

How many dolphin power is your new jet ski?

by Vilhelm Hartley December 5, 2012

Wonka Power

The power felt after eating exactly 69 wonka bars. Often includes throwing up rainbows, feeling the sudden urge to fly and sometimes even hallucinations.

Bob really felt the wonka power yesterday, his room is covered in rainbows and he is still hallucinating today.

by XXXXUNLEASHXXXTHEXXXBEASTXXX April 29, 2012