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You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025
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Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
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vegetophilia

He is obsessed with vegetophilia.
by uttam maharjan May 12, 2010
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vegelate

-verb
The act of relaxing and/or being lazy on a couch or other comfortable piece of furniture for extended periods of time, preferably with a huge bottle of wine and a good friend(s) in front of a tv.
I want to vegelate tonight. Your place or mine? I'm bringing the dessert; you bring the wine.
by COAg November 22, 2010
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vegeterrible

A vegetarian bad-ass that likes graffiti, tattoos, menage-trois, MMA and masculine things but doesn't eat meat. The opposite of those skinny emo veggie boys.
Johnny's a real vegeterrible because he's been arrested 3 times for tagging slaughterhouses and butcher shops.
by wholigan82 February 20, 2011
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Vegetecture

The proposal of Vegetecture is to consider the plants as primary material of construction, not an embellishment but the core built. To this there are accomplishments in bamboo, clay and straw. Vegetecture is a new design approach that considers the green as what constitutes the perfect environment for the life of man. The resulting city brings inside the forest, not building other gardens, but removing the border space of nature and the built space. In architecture the application of high green technology has proven to be a valuable and effective tool for the construction of new cities to ecological orientation. (From Vegetecture, by Maurizio Corrado, Sistemi Editoriali Esselibri Simone, Italy 2011)
To see example of Vegetecture, take a look to the work of Emilio Ambasz, Marcel Kalberer, Bureau Baubotanik, Patrick Dougherty....
by Nemeton August 1, 2011
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Vegetetarian

1.Somebody who eats plants and fake meat to save the animals. They sometimes come together to form a pussy group like 'PETA' (People Eating Tasty Animals).

2. A poor soul who has not yet discovered the wonders of KFC and tasty animal products. (Please note KFC may not contain actual animal)
1. Hey im a vegetetarian.
2. GAY LORD MO'Fucker
1. ikr!
2. Eat some plants then fuck OFF!
by Anonomouse__V2.0 December 17, 2012
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