vampire tits

Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.

Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.

by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010

Vampire Sunday

The act of going down on a girl on a Sunday while she is on her period and getting blood around your mouth, once enough blood is collected you proceed to bite her neck before she can realize the blood on your mouth. After biting her neck you look at her in the eyes and yell "Vampire Sunday"

I went down on my gf while she was on her period, I got her Vag blood all around my mouth and proceeded to bite her neck before she saw the blood. I then looked at her, blood around my mouth, her neck hurting, and screamed Vampire Sunday..

by Iron Bat May 20, 2012

naughty vampire

the act of performing oral sex on menstruating partner

naughty vampire

by you burnin January 16, 2011

Vampire Cats

A cats that is inslaved by mr. waters and turned into VKAMPIRESSSSW

tomatoese

by AMX February 1, 2003

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009

buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

Gay Vampire Chopper

The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.

I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.

by Gacha Vampire February 21, 2020