trumpanzee

(noun) a fanatical follower of Donald J. Trump and his campaign for president. Typically irrational, always biased. Trumpanzee is a compound word borrowing from his name and the common wild chimpanzee. Trumpanzees will often be reduced to primitive mob behavior seen among troops of chimpanzees in their natural habitat. When challenged they will group together howling and shrieking. When that doesn't chase off the subject the Trumpanzees will coordinate attacks with one flank advancing while the other flank flings copious amounts of fresh poo. Rain gear, boots, gloves and a full face shield should be worn when venturing into a Trumpanzee enclosure.

Rational person #1: So I hear Donald Trump is holding a rally downtown tonight.
Rational person #2: Yeah, the streets will be teeming with Trumpanzees by 8 o'clock.
Trumpanzee streaking past: Trump!Trump!Trump!USA!USA! You're a fuckin liberal! TrumpTrumpTrump!
Rational person #2: See?

Rational person #1: Mhm.

by johnoneillnyc May 30, 2016

Donald Trump

The world's biggest idiot, a racist, and its a week before 2020 election and he's trying to seem like he's winning, in reality he's fucking losing to a way better candidate, and all his supporters are as fucking dumb as him

Donald Trump supporter: i love trump for everything hes done *list something that happened in America but has absolutely nothing to do with trump*
Intelligent Biden supporter: stfu

by idk what to put h October 28, 2020

Trump Fluffer

A Trump Fluffer is a general term used to describe anyone of 45's cult followers and their woefully ignorant and blind willingness to lick his butthole and play with his balls when he tells them to.

Oh look Martha it's a Trump Fluffer I've never seen one in the wild before.

by Lieba October 28, 2020

Trump

Trump:

verb.

1. To damage something so badly that it cannot be repaired or replaced.
2. To make a mistake and not try to fix it or do something about it.

1. My dad really trumped up the car and we don't have enough money to buy a new one.
2. If you keep on trumping in school, you'll never be successful.

by TROLLKING9001 November 13, 2020

Trump Toll

The number of avoidable corona infections and deaths, and the number of jobs lost, businesses destroyed, and futures compromised or shattered due to the ineptitude of Donald J. Trump, whose selfish actions and inactions make him the worst US president or head of state in modern history.

Trump toll shows that good governance, not developed public infrastructure, is the variable that determines the success or failure for a country in containing the coronavirus crisis.

by MathPlus February 16, 2021

trump

1. Refusing to pay someone after they provided a service.
2. Grabbing someone in the genital area without their consent.
3. Mocking someone about a characteristic they cannot control, such as a disability.

1. After Freestate Electrical serviced his Washington DC hotel, he trumped them $2 million.
2. There are recordings of the sex offender bragging about trumping women's genitals.
3. The insecure children mocked the boy with cancer for not having hair.

by COBRA44 April 3, 2017

Trump chump

Individuals who are foolish enough to be tricked into the nonsensical and bigoted rhetoric notoriously held by donald trump, usually accomplished by brainwashing, propoganda and targeted to those with a naive and/or uneducated nature.

Dont take Mike from work seriously hes just another Trump chump.

by User 2 June 6, 2016