plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

by its earth day April 22, 2008

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

Tree Virgin

One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)

"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"

"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"

by Hogan Martin** April 30, 2006

partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

Tree Nine

An awesome tree at UC Santa Cruz, above the College Nine buildings. It goes so high and is so easy to climb that people are always climbing to the top, where there is an amazing view of Santa Cruz and the bay. It's right up on a level with Cloud Nine...hence Tree Nine.

Yesterday we got stoned and climbed Tree Nine.

by Shuie July 24, 2008

tree high

Refering to one's state of mind when he's gone...

"We dip those blunts in some tussin three times, then we light those motherfuckers up and get tree high" -Lil Wayne

by Christian Latson July 3, 2007

tree face

when a person has a face that looks a lot like a tree.

"WOAH, look at that tree!" said timmy patface
"oh wait wait, thats just a persons face." said gordon happymouse.
"woah, he has a tree face." said monkeyman

by kirk lizard 99 January 4, 2009