Swimmer's trance

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.

Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.

by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007

Ramp tramp

Girls, normally in their teens who go to skateparks and try to look cute, when in reality, they have no idea what is going on. They just want to be seen and hopefully hook up with someone

That ramp tramp just clapped for Johns switch flip, but she doesn't really understand how epic it is.

by Jeff the Boombox August 15, 2006

Transrace

to be born one race and then choose to represent yourself as another race, & in the progress totally disowning your born racial background and fabricating a new racial identity and history.

Rachel Dolezal in 2007: "I am tired of living life as a white woman, I want to become black"
'Black dude': "Everybody WANNABE a nigga but don't nobody WANT TO BE a nigga"
Dave Chapelle: "Be careful what you ask for missus .... or should I say DARKNESS!"
Rachel Dolezal: "No I really want to transrace, I've got my life story made up already, & I've already started disowning my white parents"
Chris Brown: "I can transform ya"

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo June 16, 2015

Transgender Derangement Syndrome

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.

Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

by wordanista July 5, 2009

Transcel

A transgender incel - they believe attraction and interest are owed to them, and guilt people into dating them, or shame them for alternate lifestyles.

"Did this transcel really just shame me for not wanting to date her?"

by CRASHjester September 13, 2020

Tramy

The most wonderful one-of-a-kind girl you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. A person that will make you smile just by glancing at her! A person that has super seductive eyes! A person that makes super cute faces that make you just want to kiss her and slobber all over her cheeks! A person that can get any guy she wants cause of her crazy attractiveness! A person that can fill your tummy with butterflies whenever you talk to her on the phone! A person with a great sense of style! A person that separates herself from most girls out there! A person that any guy would wait and fight for till she's theirs!

Wow *stares at phone* Tramy is calling! *happy*

by sekretadmyrer March 16, 2010