This ain't it dog

Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format

Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch

No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.

by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022

this is so patussy

Used when you are in an uncomfortable situation

“Hey how is it?”

“This is so patussy”

by Poopebool April 4, 2022

This Kid

A phrase used to describe a person when they have done something controversial.

You said “Halo sucks”
Other unnamed individual says “This kid”

by This Is Factual April 9, 2022

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022

This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.

Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid

by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022

This definition won't get accepted

When you write a funny uban dictionary definition and then realize your not funny enough and or have enough tallent to get it accepted. so you try to be cool to get accepted play off of peoples pity and be being mean to yourself to get even more pitty. You then name it "this definiton won't get accepted" inorder to play off of reverse psycology and talk about what you are planning to do inorder to get accepting inorder to be meta becasue that is cool. but then you realize you need to be more meta so you are now being meta about being meta and so on to infinity.

Dude I am a failure, this definition won't get accepted.

by naman203 June 16, 2022

this is not a word

why are you here i just said this is not a word

hello turbarentarden this is not a word

by a dude who made not a word June 24, 2022