e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).

"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"

by squipple November 9, 2002

Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park

Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .

by Nvrmind January 23, 2010

Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.

"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"

by gdub205 January 7, 2008

tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

by mofonutz August 26, 2006

E-tard

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.

Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018