The act of attempting to whacks on and whack off quietly and without waking your partner next to you.
by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025
Get the Sneaky Miyagi mug.A person, place or thing who is extremely blunt, but often hides under the security blanket of a casual (Just kidding or haha I'm joking). A Sneaky Blunt will often say what they really mean first, followed by a way of escape tactic like those listed above. Can also be characterized as Passive Aggressive.
Chip you are a sneaky blunt. You say what you really mean then try to play it off like you're joking.
by Lord Legend 33 June 6, 2018
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Get the Sneaky hippo mug.The act of toeing your woman's vagina while receiving head, then telling the entire smoko room about last night's endeavours. All the while providing video evidence
by Hitler yourh April 10, 2021
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Get the Sneaky Snek mug.Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.
Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.
by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019
Get the sneaky maintenance mug.A person that will cause you to have suicide just by chatting with her. She has a big nose and no boobs/ass. She is also bad at every FPS game ever made and she won't hook the boys up with soapy boobies.
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