Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.

*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"

by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

best hands

pretty

fucking

awesome

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.

by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009

silver-handed

Like "silver-tongued" but in deaf world whereas their sign language is well-expressed, picturesque, intellect and eloquent.

Girls talking about their ASL teacher giving Shakespeare act in the class a hour ago.

Girl 1: "He signed very beautiful!"

Girl 2: "Yeah and he appears attractive in it!"

Girl 3: "I agree. He is silver-handed."

by Rocketbeard November 24, 2013

hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

hand throb

hand·throb ha-nd-throb

noun

1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.

2. a passionate or sentimental hand.

3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.

My hand throb Andrea and I became best buddies.

by knick January 28, 2014