beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

beat the feet

To leave or to walk out.

Man I have to beat the feet. I'm late for my appointment.

by teaserus June 2, 2016

beat skeet

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

by Tyresius February 29, 2008

bronski beat

Guy with a shaved head. Bald by shaving as apposed to genetics. Reference is to lead singer Jimmy Somerville of Bronski Beat.

Yo Bronski Beat! I'll have a shot of Patron!

Luca's all Bronski Beat...

by RTG Now August 18, 2011

Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.

That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

shit beat

A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.

by shaque January 28, 2006