This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.

Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid

by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022

Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.

I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas

by Reibuuu May 10, 2022

Being disabled is not an excuse

For the funny

Being disabled is not an excuse

by breadsauce4 October 30, 2022

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

by That N1gga November 3, 2022

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

by That N1gga November 3, 2022

Being a Failure

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.

You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad

by j4k3yy November 11, 2022

being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people

David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.

by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022