my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

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eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

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National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

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.exe means a file is executable. Executable also means to kill. If your friend has .exe in their username either they're just being edgy, following a trend, or maybe you gotta check on her. it's kind of a subtle hint or joke about death.

Amanda has .exe in their username and she posts really dark things now.

by Just a Teenager Who Knows November 7, 2022

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4th evil ex

To use when you've been in a sapphic situationship that went nowhere.

A reference to the graphic novel, Scott Pilgrim.

So, i was just.. your 4th evil ex? Did i mean nothing to you?

by Some1Sumwherr November 21, 2024

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Not-so-ex

When you and a guy/girl had a thing and were almost dating, were very close, but for some reasons you did not end up together or putting a label on it

I saw my not-so-ex today...
Henry? The guy you had a thing with but you guys never ended dating...?

by ZophSoph June 30, 2020

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