Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch

by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

money hung

A guy who has a lot of money, but a disappointing dick. Girls will typically be drawn to him for his money.

His dick ain't shit, but at least he's money hung.

by JustLik3Me August 16, 2017

Smoove money

Smoove Money is a excellent name for meaning of hansom, sexy, loyal, and etc. You will be very lucky to find you one of these type people

I heard the boy loyal, i think smoove money will treat me right

by Smoove Money February 15, 2020

Quick Money

Quick Money is mopney made through drug dealing

Bruv, Make Quick money

by Justarandomguy0e94109401724097 March 15, 2011

drunk money

The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.

I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...

by dgdesign February 25, 2011

Shmurda Money

Sounds like something illegal but is just another term for a lot of money

“I’m out to go and get that Shmurda Money”

by Shockquan JaRilious December 10, 2018