Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007
Get the Cock Buselmug. Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
Get the Cock Wheezemug. 1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
Get the Nice Cockmug. The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021
Get the Lock And Cockmug. An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
Get the oh cockmug. by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022
Get the Flock of Cocksmug. Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
Get the Cock Twaddlemug.