Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018
Get the wilkes barre tanmug. Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.
1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
by TurfTanner October 1, 2011
Get the Turf Tanmug. by Robotan November 22, 2021
Get the Tanmug. 
Get the reni-tanmug. 
by king gooch April 25, 2010
Get the Feetkini tanmug. Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.
Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
Get the Tan Venommug.