The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
by Celiamolestrangler September 30, 2022
Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011
That irish girl has a nice cum tan
by cumdragon April 09, 2015
Luke Tan is the best basketball partner one could get. Luke tan is the type to know what kind of plays you would want to make just by the blink of an eye. Luke Tan always tries to work with the team and knows how to help his close friends. Luke Tan is also cracked at Fortnite. If you have a Luke Tan, you should never fear of being lonely, as he would cheer you up. Luke Tan is cool and a great nigga.
by TopTierShooter November 09, 2023