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zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !
I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower
by ken dogging September 22, 2015
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Nut Shot

A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.
"Omg that nut shot hurt so bad!"
by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2020
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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma October 27, 2012
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above the nut

"dude that song is ABOVE THE NUT!"
by arturojaime February 9, 2008
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Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.
"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."
by J-Floz April 8, 2010
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Flash Nut

When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.
Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"
by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017
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Noodle Nuts

Some one that is a dumb ass or does a
bone head move or is Absent minded
Dude you just ate the cat food
and not the tuna...your such a
noodle nuts
by jpmcg0 February 24, 2007
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