the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
by eloh January 15, 2004
Get the beer-googlingmug. Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
Get the Google Fucktardmug. google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019
by relevationslrf February 24, 2022
Get the google slidesmug. Example 1
dude 1: "Say bruh how you cook grits?"
dude 2: "Man you better google it out! Dont ask me no dumb shit like that.
Example 2
Me: who need 2 examples when you can GOOGLE DAT SHIT OUT!
dude 1: "Say bruh how you cook grits?"
dude 2: "Man you better google it out! Dont ask me no dumb shit like that.
Example 2
Me: who need 2 examples when you can GOOGLE DAT SHIT OUT!
by DaNoWherrOfAll January 2, 2018
Get the Google it outmug. 'What's with the party hat Meg?'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017
Get the google birthdaymug. 
The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.
by MagusB February 22, 2012
Get the Google Fixmug.