tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

tight

Possessing extraordinary levels of badassery; something that is hella dope

Bill Nye the Science Guy: The air you breath today is the same air that the dinosaurs breathed millions of years ago!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: If you don't think that's the tightest shit you can get out of my fucking face.

by F@get December 14, 2014

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017

Tight

Highly inebriated, drunk, high

After a night of partying... “You know I was tight last night.”

by Mindyhova February 27, 2021

Tight

Mad, upset

She tight at me right now but that's still my homegirl

by Sydmoney August 1, 2016

Tight Innocent balls

"20-year-old testicles" refers to the testicles of a person who is 20 years old. Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and testosterone. They are part of the male reproductive system and play a crucial role in sexual development and fertility. Testicles typically start developing and growing during puberty and continue to function throughout a man's life.

Person 1: Im happy
Person 2: Let me see your tight innocent balls
person 3: oh...

by CMBD August 9, 2023