the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
by eloh January 15, 2004
Get the beer-googlingmug. Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
Get the Google Fucktardmug. The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.
"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."
"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
by ijy April 19, 2014
Get the Spring Googlingmug. 
Get the google bordummug. Google rat is someone in rats united with level 90+. He is also a very cringe simp so don’t talk to him cuz he’ll start simping for you in no time. Boohoo. Hah
by GoogleRat March 6, 2021
Get the Google Ratmug. A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.
If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.
If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019
Get the Soft Googlemug. Rage Googling happens when you are so peeved at something that you start googling to see if there is anyone else out there as peeved as you are…
Rage Googling: to get mad and google to see if other people are mad at the same thing you are
I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!
I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!
by _SleepyCat_ June 23, 2022
Get the Rage Googlingmug.