toast

Old fashioned Brit. rhyming slang. Toast = burnt bread = Dead.

(Variation "Hovis" a type of brown bread in UK)

I published a goatse pic of the Queen. I'm toast.

by fortophor August 15, 2007

French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011

Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.

My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.

by Hojtastic September 2, 2009

Toast

adjective
Used to describe something awesome. Synonymous with incredible, sick, wicked, awesome.
Also may be used to describe someone who is intoxicated or high.

Example 1
Brian: "Dude, that fucking concert was toast!"

Example 2
Kevin: "Check out her ass."
Brain: "That's some crunchy toast."

Example 3
Brian: "Yo man, what happened last night?"
Kevin: "You don't remember bro? You were toasted."

by The Codester and Free December 17, 2008

Toast Effect

A person who was born white, but slowly starts to act like a black guy eg;A wigger

WHAT THE FUCK!! MY T.V. WAS STOLEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND THEIR AREN'T FRIED CHICKEN BONES AND WATER MELLON RINDS COVERING THE CRIME SCENE!! This wasn't the work of a black man, but instead a white man who had the toast effect!!

by Coojoe Montez September 7, 2005

toastee

Name given to the "drunk" girl on the first episode of Flavor of Love. She also appeared on Charm School and I Love Money. Can also be used to describe anyone who is a little buzzed!

Toastee may drink a lot, but DAMN she's got a nice ass! Flav missed out.

by RealityFan April 7, 2009

Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016