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Taylor Kitsch 

an extremely hot & super sexy actor who played bad boy, Tim Riggins in Friday Night Lights
Lyla: I think Tim Riggins is so hot.
Mikayla: Yeah , well , Taylor Kitsch played him .
Taylor Kitsch by FNLer'ryday January 2, 2012

Taylor Swift Effect 

The Taylor Swift Effect is a phenomenon which occurred after Taylor Swift released her first album. Upon hearing this album, every girl between the ages of 11-20 who knew a few chords on an acoustic guitar declared themselves a singer-songwriter began to write billions of generic songs about breakups and jealousy, even if they had no singing ability or talent whatsoever. This phenomenon is still occurring today, and will continue for several years, until a new singer comes along that changes the trend from breakups to some new bland and generic topic.
"I went to a coffee house last night, and 90% of the performers were teenage girls singing crappy 3 chord songs about boys who blew them off."

"Classic Taylor Swift Effect bro. Get used to it, it's gonna be a while."
Taylor Swift Effect by Psas2 March 6, 2010

Taylor Lautner 

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
Taylor Lautner by Berly123 June 25, 2009

Taylor Hanson 

The hot metro of Hanson. Also the talented metro of Hanson. Yes, he looks most like a chick, but he's still the hottest
"He's so chick like, but at the same time so hot!"
Taylor Hanson by Alexie October 13, 2004

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
Taylor Swifting by Malicho August 22, 2012

Taylor Rigsby 

An OG like no other, he was caught killing 29 people with a teddy bear made of Marijuana.
guy 1: HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS GANNNGGSTTAAAA!

guy 2: no, that's Taylor Rigsby.
Taylor Rigsby by Cody_Is_Kirby March 15, 2009