1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party
2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.
2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.
Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.
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He gave her the impression she was going to get a Cleveland Steamer, but he poked holes in the Saran Wrap and gave her the surprise of her life: a Buffalo Steamer.
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Get the exit strategy mug.A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
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