Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.

You, you are a stoner

by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019

stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.

“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.

Dude check out this cool lighter from stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018

Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.

Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".

by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019

Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush

Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.

My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.

by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021

Stoner Soup

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.

Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup

by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 18, 2011