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sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
sensitive stoner by MrZaza September 1, 2023
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Young Stoner Records 

Streetwear clothing brand in which most popular saying is saying is ‘Just Spark It’ . Embodies the essence of ‘Talk is cheap’.
I bought a Just spark it T shirt from the clothing brand Young Stoner Records
Young Stoner Records by ysrtooflashy September 28, 2023

Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.
My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

Schrödinger's Stoner 

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.
Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

Tits (a stoner poem) 

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

Cal the Stoner 

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.
Cal the Stoner by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023

kill 2 birds with 1 stoner 

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.