Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA

Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodle personality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.

Girl1: I saw Jay-Jay and his new gf today but I dont know whether I should spill the tea

Girl2: Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA

by yourflowergirl August 26, 2021

Kelvin status

When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.

Therese-“Are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”

Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”

Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”

by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010

platinum status

usually used in tha rap industry regardin to a rappa's status

2pac's well sold albums earned him platinum status

by blitz December 4, 2003

creeper status

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.

Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.

by karkis91 July 13, 2010

Question-Statement

A statement said in the form of a question.

For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retarded?".

Person 1: I was so surprised when I found out she was actually a guy.

Person 2: You're retarded? She had a beard, and a boner the whole time.

Question-Statement

by Phreddyddy October 14, 2008

Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

Statutory Rap

A Hip Hop Group originating in Port Hope,Ont Canada. Members include Luke F.O.R.C.E, Coney Funk, Pigg and DJ Spinmart. Known for their double edged lyrics and great live shows.

Damn, Statutory Rap was fuckin sick tonight, much better than whoever played before them.

by Khron Don January 29, 2010