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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
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Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.
Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.
by Femme noveau October 20, 2010
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Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020
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Stain

'Pain in the ass, unwelcome imbecile'.
'Oh no, look who it is. It's Chris Putz. What a stain he is'.
by CardinalRizla September 16, 2022
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dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.
As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities
by Tom Busman January 10, 2014
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ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers
Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?
by Pring1e October 8, 2015
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Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.
Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!
by Big Pasta November 13, 2012
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