mommy, sorry

A joke on tiktok for lesbians if you find a girl hot

Hot girl walks by

Adora" mommy, sorry ?"

by umheythere December 2, 2021

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

Sorry not sorry

When you feel like apologising but you dislike the person so you say something ultimately offensive. According to schoolkids, "Still counts!"

Dom: Dude, what was that for? You cut me!
Milo: Sorry not sorry!

by AcidHazard5 September 5, 2019

spray and pray

When you cum from masturbating and then pray for forgiveness.

When I'm alone I spray and pray.

by caboosebear April 21, 2021

Fart Spray

A spray that contains Methane. It does not smell like your average fart, but it does smell like a sewer

He fart sprayed the church retreat.
He sprayed Fart Spray on Paul A Gargin Jr.

by Erasmas McThirsty Jr. III October 28, 2003

Mommy sorry

Just mommy sorry

Hey why did you not text me last night?

Mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry

by Random person bro October 7, 2021

coochie spray

Coochie Spray is most known as bad smelling calogne used for the freshening up the the vaginal area...

Kami...why do you smell like sick as coochie spray?!? Oh wait...you're poor...I forgot...

Her everyone...smell Kami...it smells like coochie...EWWW!!

by Luke June 7, 2004