sparks the rescue

an awesome band pORTland, maine. formerly know an Pozer.

myspace.com/sparkstherescue

J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....

by J_Bob February 14, 2007

Devil's Spawn

A person with true potential of becoming Satans right hand man causing pain and destruction with every moment creating a trail of fabulous blazing fire behind him.

The only reason I'm alive is because the Devil's Spawn hasn't found me yet!

by xXfusionXx March 2, 2015

spaghetti girl

a term used for girls who don't know they are bisexual until the make out with a chick. it means a girl who is straight until you get her wet.(like spaghetti)

"my friend kim hooked up with a cute spaghetti girl last night"

by jilldo December 28, 2003

united spammers

A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.

They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.

The biggest losers you remember are United Spammers.

by Siamese. January 28, 2009

Sparked

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

by Mr T March 9, 2004

spankables

n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."

I found someone's stash of spankables.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

office spaced

To demolish a piece of office technology in a parking lot with, say, a baseball bat and a lot of kicking.

The fax machine screeched like a banshee all afternoon, so we office spaced it.

by kirk & elisabeth September 15, 2007