Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
Get the molesting a snake mug.Commonly used in glasgow banter when describing the act of making love to someone. Very crude term to use, so would be used as an alternative to such words as Rattled, Banged, "Pumped Rotten" etc... Would not be used towards someone you respected in any case.
Glasgow Slang - "Aww Man, ye shouda seen the wee durty a got aff wae it eh dancin last nite. wiz gaggin fur it, but she wiz on the rag... tell yeh wit tho, next time ah see her, she's well gettin SNAKED"
Translated - "I Say, Samuel. You really should have seen the lovely fair lady i embraced in a kiss with only but an evening ago. She wished to retire to my humble abode to make passionate love, but unfortunately her monthly period was in full flow. However, count it as most certain; next time we meet she will, without a doubt, be getting SNAKED"
"So where are you staying once we arrive in Florida? Ever been SNAKED on a plane?"
Translated - "I Say, Samuel. You really should have seen the lovely fair lady i embraced in a kiss with only but an evening ago. She wished to retire to my humble abode to make passionate love, but unfortunately her monthly period was in full flow. However, count it as most certain; next time we meet she will, without a doubt, be getting SNAKED"
"So where are you staying once we arrive in Florida? Ever been SNAKED on a plane?"
by Mr Rendell November 14, 2006
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When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"
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by Dave September 9, 2004
Get the Snake Soup mug.Verb - for a black male to have sex with a female of another race, specifically white females. A highly racist and derogatory term.
White Guy 1: Yo, I'm going to hook up with Cindy tonight.
White Guy 2: You don't want to do that dude. Marcus black-snaked her last week.
White Guy 1: Cindy was black-snaked by Marcus? That shit is ruined now.
White Guy 2: You don't want to do that dude. Marcus black-snaked her last week.
White Guy 1: Cindy was black-snaked by Marcus? That shit is ruined now.
by SANDNIGGA222 January 13, 2010
Get the Black-Snake mug."Those snakecharmers were charming the shit out of us back there, thank God we got out of there uncharmed"
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