(noun) a person who is very difficult to put your finger on; he/she often displays seemingly contradictory behavior which make said person's motives very difficult to decipher
John's always hitting on girls, but whenever they flirt back he gets all offended and says he has a girlfriend. That SOB's a real Severus Snape.
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Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!
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The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.
I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...
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She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!
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