smidgen

A very small penis... almost mouse like

Brandon's dick was referred to as a smidgen by rat girl.

by WMA February 8, 2007

toothless smile

Slang for a vagina. Popular in Denmark and Sweden.

On the first date, most girls won't allow anyone to touch their toothless smile.

by SteveInDenver February 17, 2008

doughnut smile

giving head. blowjob.

Why don't you give that man your best doughnut smile.

by betsie April 5, 2008

smug smile

You think you all that cool are you?

Loog at him throwing around that smug smile

by Je Moeder June 1, 2016

mask smiles

What a lost generation will remember of their youth.

"Later, Joseph would recall not only the hardships but the small things, the lollipops and mask smiles."

"I used to like flying until it became all slip n sips and mask smiles."

by Hifalutin! January 28, 2022

Shildon

Shildon is a place that is filled with idiots who can't find their head out of the clouds. The majority of people in Shildon will drink until their guts are severely infected, take drugs 24/7, abuse others for no reason or if the worse comes for some people, all three combined. Maybe back in the early years of the 2000s, Shildon was a bit better but coming into the mid 2000s and onto the 2010s era, people have become egotistical and corrupt in Shildon. The majority of people also care about themselves only and nobody else because it is a hard job trying to think about anyone else's concern. Maybe 60, maybe 70% of the town is infested with chavs who act like they are clever but there are a few and I mean few decent people in the town but that is a very small number and if they are known about how nice they are, the majority of Shildon will think they are pathetic because those people who bring kindness to others are the only people who have balls in this town. If you ask me, moving to a place like Durham holds more value than staying in Shildon. Did that last year and I have never regretted it, I still come to Shildon to visit my nan every Saturday and I am not shocked to see how troubled this town is.

Funny quote from my best friend

"There are more crimes that are left unpunished in Shildon than episodes of Eastenders combined"

If you want to know which loser has committed a crime in Shildon, read the Town Crier

by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 28, 2013

smidge

the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns

random supermodel: i love smidge hes the man

:fonz: i know right

by king smidgen December 11, 2006