Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

slooth

Something that immature and vigorously ignorant people call eachother.

Hey, you slooth, aren't i cool now?

by john mung August 2, 2006

Slot Slut

When in a casino, you watch other players lose money playing slots. When they have had enough, you move in and take over their slot. Usually close to the jackpot the first person leave in a huff not knowing you were peering at them from behind the roulette table. Collect your winnings slot slut!!

Grandma: "Fuck, this slot machine blows!"
Sneaky person: Yes! She's giving up!
Sneaky person sits down at slot and wins. Therefore becoming an official Slot Slut.

by McMelody November 7, 2007

SlothJob

When a person has a serious hand deformity but uses it to their advantage in order to give an award worthy hand job. Normally the person suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis or Macrodactyly.

Even though Monica's rheumatoid arthritis makes it look like she is constantly throwing up gang signs, I'm able to look past it because she is able to give a killer SlothJob.

by JKWeb August 5, 2011

sloothy

A girl that is a slut and gets around, usually behind people's back.

Girl 1: Ya she's had sex with everyone's bf.

Girl 2: WOW! I had no idea, she really is sloothy...

by cock&block March 24, 2010

slosh

a super cool verb and adjective. basically used whenever possible in any sort of situation. established in brookline.

"Woah, that's so slosh."
"You're so slosh!"
"Tonight was so slosh oh my god"
"Yeah let's go slosh"
"They were sloshing"

by lillbeanz November 10, 2013

sloshing

equal to masturbating, jerking off, and ect.

So my mom caught my grandma sloshing last night!

by Damien Destruction December 22, 2009