Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

soft tip fart

When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.

Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!

by Team Jan February 27, 2020

Soft’ish

Lilhuddy

Buddy says he wasn’t fully hard so he doesn’t look small and says he’s soft’ish but he just has a small d*ck

by softisjgkslwlwowisushshahabs July 9, 2020

Softball slap

Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force

He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!

by WordMan438 August 13, 2020

softbod

A guy who's slim but soft around the edges. Maybe a soft tummy instead of abs, other times maybe he has a little bit of hip squish.

Man, softbod boys really make me go crazy.

by Pebbbles October 31, 2020

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021