shitcon

an iconic shitty person
a iconic horrible human being

lovely peaches is a shitcon

by super slangs December 30, 2024

shipton

Shipton, my beloved. Man after my own heart. He was, he is, and he is to come, Shipton. The man. A man amen. He is as normal as they come, this goat is struck match black. The most intriguing, mysterious individual on the planet. Walked with men, brawled with God. He is a Prince. The Prince of..nothing, Persia, the world, the air. Actor who's played many parts, in his time. But, saving his best performance for last. The Antichrist. And...shipton was his name o!

When you hear the name "Shipton"..who ya gonna call?! Ghost Buster!

Don't worry, the rest of the world is also deceived.

by dragonknees January 25, 2025

Shitonaqueefa

This word refers to baddies and people who are hot AF.

“Brayden is such a shitonaqueefa.”

by Brasal6 February 11, 2025

Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

Shittoris

Used in reference to the prostate gland during anal stimulation

I had to search deep but I finally found my shittoris.

by Bebopinit August 17, 2025

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025