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scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.
On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?
by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017
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Scaler

An armchair specialists who lay under this misguided belief that they know more than experts in the field they enjoy discussing. Can vary from mildly to extremely annoying, often resorting to simplistic base insults when they either cannot prove their ideas or have their ideas disproven. Can also be referred to as paleoptologists.
Wow, this guy's arguing with an actual expert about the size of extinct animals. What a scaler.
by Manhole Man June 5, 2017
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salym

Is trustworthy and always there for you even when they are in a bad place. They are always there to listen and support you in what you do. Yet keeps themselves busy but can let go and have a good time. Salym is a handsome man with great knowledge and intelligence (in things he's interested in). They have a kind heart but will still put up a fight for what they believe in, and get in trouble for it. They are always helping whenever they can especially with animals.
Salym is my friend but we can never find a definition for his name the way it is spelt so I made one.
by Mysterious writter December 3, 2020
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boflichter scale

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.
The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.
by GORP July 27, 2006
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V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.
Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.
by Observant at all times October 17, 2008
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dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
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Middy Scale

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
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