numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

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sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

by tuftskins December 9, 2009

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Trout-sausage

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal

That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.

by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022

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Sausage Trough

A bar that always has the same dudes sitting around drinking beer, usually in the middle of the day.

Stopped in to see Andie at Hooters today, and saw the same old sausage trough lined up drinking America's.

by denimdave77 August 17, 2016

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Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.

"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"

by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018

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