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Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
by veggieHater April 29, 2021
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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
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Satan

The ruler of underworld who supports LGBT rights and you can find him in many pride parades.
"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
by Englot May 27, 2024
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Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021
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satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.
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Satan

Floppa is Satan and is a disgrace to humanity, Floppa is a sin

Bingus is God

Search Bingus
Floppa is Satan
by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022
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Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.
Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
by Lemon39 November 3, 2020
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