Salty Eye 

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

Salty French Fry 

Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!

Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.

Salty French Fry by DJR1986 August 25, 2010

Salty Eye 

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

Salty Eye by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

salty sausage 

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

salty sausage by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

salty popcorn 

A term used to describe the taste of a man's testicles.

"So what do you think?"

"That's the salty popcorn I like!"

salty popcorn by Van Hoo December 8, 2017

Salty Sauce Box 

A girls dripping wet pussy. Usually after foreplay or oral sex is performed.

After I was done eating her out I was ready to stick my dick in that salty sauce box.

Salty Sauce Box by Nick Tindall April 25, 2006

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty

Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.

salty boner by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010