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Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.
First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"
by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015
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Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)
"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"
by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016
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studententien

Het (minimale) werk dat geleverd wordt om zo de vereiste studiepunten te halen voor een vak.

Equivalent: 5,5
A: Ik heb een studententien gehaald!
B: 5,5?
A: Jup
by Disco-pogo June 19, 2017
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Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.
I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.
by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017
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steven murray

a nice sweet and loving guy that is super nice
steven murray- a boy
by panda-autumn36 November 6, 2017
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Steenberg

A person, usually a douchebag, who doesn’t play Fortnite because he knows he would get absolutely raped by every player in the game. Usually trash talks the game to make up for his incompetence.
Person 1: Why don’t you play Fortnite?
Person 2: I’m a steenberg. If I played I would suck to much. That game is gay anyway!
by BigDaddy6942069 February 12, 2018
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steen

let us ask Steen!
by human#01 March 23, 2018
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