spunk-flavored lollipop 

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

spunk-flavored lollipop by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

spunk revolver

slang term for male genitalia

He slapped her in the face with his spunk revolver, and blew her mind.

spunk revolver by acidbathstar October 25, 2010

spunk berry

giving a girlfriend or wife a bowl of frankin berry or another fruity cereal but instead of milk its cum

wife: what kind of cereal is this
husband:spunk berry

spunk berry by tlrd123 May 29, 2011

Spunk Fucker 

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

Spunk Fucker by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

spunkgland 

either the right or left testicle

'I got to wank, my spunkgland is full of spunk'

spunkgland by Jim Ox October 9, 2011

spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.

"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"

spunkcloth by jamz b December 3, 2011

spunkballing

the fetish of ejaculating into another persons eyes, similar in nature to that of someone with a foot fetish

jack: anybody fancy a bit of spunkballing tonight?
ashleigh: go on, spunkball me....im ready

spunkballing by millersmind July 26, 2013