sleep

to rest; state of dormancy or inactivity.

sleep, what wilson does not do.

by JessicUHHH March 5, 2008

sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009

sleep

something that you start life getting enough or even too much, but as you get older you lose more and more hours of because you are doing homework or hanging out with friends, etc.

person 1: I'm so tired!!
person 2: Did you sleep last night?
person1: I didn't have time, I had too much homework!

by SoTiredItsNotFunnyAnymore January 26, 2010

Sleepgasm

NOT sleeping after orgasm!

A sleepgasm is the female version of a wet dream. Usually waking up and orgasming and probably squirting all over your pants.
Usually you'll be dreaming a sex dream but sometimes not.

Claire had a sleepgasm last night!
She jerked awake in the middle of a sex dream mid orgasm!

by Lettuce C-U-P November 22, 2013

sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

Cereal Sleeves

When somebody is being a huge tool and or pissing you off for no apparent reason.

This guy in front of me in line wont get off the phone, he is being a huge cereal sleeves.

by King of the Thrill July 25, 2010

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011